Santa Claus confirms NSA attack on naughty or nice database

[cheat_master30]

Sorry, just saw this online, and thought it was kind of amusing:

https://edri.org/santa-claus-confirms-nsa-attack-on-naughty-or-nice-database/

I especially like the following section:

Firstly, it is very suspicious that Mr Claus chooses to live at the North Pole outside any national jurisdiction. Secondly, if he is not involved in criminal activity, why does Mr Claus use unbreakable encryption? Thirdly, we have strong grounds for believing that Mr Edward Snowden was on the “nice” list last year and that he received cool floofy slippers as a result. It is as if Mr Claus does not even care that it was really, really cold in Fort Meade last Christmas and our tootsies were freezing.

But yeah, thoughts? Found it an amusing comment on the whole encryption scandals thing going on now...

 

[Klaatu]

You think the North Pole would send its best people? Build a wall to keep Mr. Claus out!

 

[lacp]

This man needs to run for office.