Game: Corrupt a Wish

[dscyrux]

Corrupt the wish of the previous post in a creative way!

EXAMPLE:

User 1: I wish for gold.

User 2: You become King Midas. Everything you touch becomes gold. I wish for a pony.


I will start!


I wish for a pony.

 

[Zero Numbers]

The My Little Pony series gets sent to your home. You have to watch it without taking a break. If you fail, then you are forced to act like a pony in public.

I wish I could stay more youthful for a lot longer.

 

[Shawn Gossman]

Your wish is my command... you stay youthful but as an infant constantly crapping your diaper

I wish global warming would take affect and it would never be cold again!

 

[dscyrux]

Global warming warms up the Earth. It is comfortably warm for a few months. However, as time progresses, the temperature steadily increases. The ice caps melt, flooding the majority of the land masses. Millions die to flooding. It begins to rain non-stop.

The sky is now a constant overcast. Rain evaporates before even hitting the ground. The seas are so hot they boil. All freshwater lakes dry up. You are forced to filter sea water.

Most crops are killed. Animal farming is a rarity. Survival becomes extraordinarily hard. Billions die off from starvation and dehydration.

You barely survive, however, you make a small, controlled farm to sustain yourself.

One day, while gathering supplies, you are mauled by a bear. They should all be dead, but miraculously, you encounter one, and it eats you. Oh dear.




I wish for rainbows!

 

[Yomuchan]

Wish granted. However, upon following the rainbow, you find the pot of gold.
This, causes the leprechaun to put a hit on you.
Needless to say, you are killed by a genre-savvy hitman soon.

I wish for a stack of oranges.

 

[Andy98]

Wish granted. However, upon following the rainbow, you find the pot of gold.
This, causes the leprechaun to put a hit on you.
Needless to say, you are killed by a genre-savvy hitman soon.

I wish for a stack of oranges.

(God this one was hard)
Granted, however, you eat too many and turn the color orange.

(that's seriously the best I could come up with. )


I wish that I knew every type of computer code ever invented, as well as how to use all code to its fullest extent.

 

[meetdilip]

Granted. By the time you learn it, you will be 90 years old with poor eye sight.

I would like to buy a personal aircraft.

 

[Andy98]

Granted. By the time you learn it, you will be 90 years old with poor eye sight.

I would like to buy a personal aircraft.

You are able to buy it, but only after you take a 6 million-dollar loan out of the bank. You end up accidentally crashing your plane into the sea.


I wish that no matter what anyone wishes for, nothing bad will happen because of that wish.
Whoever can continue the game after this is a genius.

 

[meetdilip]

Granted. Nothing bad will happen but you will be banned from this forum (it will only do good to TAZ ).

I want a Samsung Galaxy S5 tomorrow.

 

[Andy98]

Granted. Nothing bad will happen but you will be banned from this forum (it will only do good to TAZ ).

I want a Samsung Galaxy S5 tomorrow.

Granted! You drop it 3 seconds after you take it out of the box, and it shatters.
Should've wished for a case along with it.


I want my own smiley face, just like gogo has. ( )

 

[Yomuchan]

Wish granted! Your face becomes stuck in a huge smile. Yeap, things get awkward.

I wish for pokutes. Lots of pokutes.

 

[Shawn Gossman]

I had to look this up... strangely enough I got this as the first image http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc1y40QpLU1r61guzo1_250.png *raises eyebrow*

So Granted, you get lots of pokutes but sadly they all have the bubonic plague and they don't live very long...

I wish I had about 800 acres of private land...

 

[meetdilip]

Granted, only that it will be barren land.

It will be nice to have a wireless charger for my phone

 

[Shawn Gossman]

Granted I give you a charger with the wire cut off...wireless

I wish I had a new back

 

[meetdilip]

Granted, but you won't like it.

I want to buy Facebook.

 

[Liam]

Granted, but you won't like it.

I want to buy Facebook.

Granted, but when Zuckerburg sold you Facebook, he used your money to make a new and much more popular site.

I want to be a rock star.

 

[Spiralcannon2-CW]

(was going to start this thread myself, but saw it here, so here we go!)

Granted, you cause a riot in your first gig and you're banned basically.

I wish I could pay for IP.Board.

 

[Liam]

(was going to start this thread myself, but saw it here, so here we go!)

Granted, you cause a riot in your first gig and you're banned basically.

I wish I could pay for IP.Board.

(can't believe the last post was in 2014 lol)

Granted, you make a popular IP.Board forum but your host accidentally wipes your server and your backup is a month old.

I wish I can buy anything.

 

[Spiralcannon2-CW]

Granted, but you can torrent everything, so there's no need and you waste all your money.

I wish I had access to the BetaArchive FTP.

 

[Bonestum]

I wish for a sandvich.