First thing in the morning

Shawn Gossman

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Feed a $%#@ ton of meowing fats cats acting like they're starving. Right when I walk out, one will figure 8 around my legs and herd me into the kitchen, me being half asleep the whole time.

Occasionally, because I'm half asleep, I'll step on a cat's foot - jerking awake from the horrid scream and sounds of what sounds like a small moose running through the house. Because that's how freaking fat she is. Yes, I'm fat-shaming my cat.

Then the one outside is jumping 6 to 8 feet in the air because he too feels he is starving. I could take both these cats and get a full upper body workout with both arms.

After the feline frenzy, I make a cup of coffee and help myself determine what that $#@% just happened.

That is my morning first! :)
 

Klaatu

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Go to the bathroom, drink cold water, and browse the web for about 30 minutes before starting my workout routine.
 

we_are_borg

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You know the difference between cats and dogs. Dogs have masters and cats have servants. But that's a horrible way to wake up step on cat food.
 

Pixel Princess

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What do you do first thing in the morning after you wake up?

My dogs🐶 are greeted by me first everyday as they have to go out first before I get to do anything; note, they are the first part of my day, not me. :dog:

Rain🌧️, sunny,☀️ sleet❄️ or snow☃️, I get to wake up to whatever frozen tundra is awaiting, or the Hades of hot summer temps and stand guard for my dogs (two Pom's) from any predators. Though I have to say, I have collected some awesome pictures throughout the years from my early morning views of the sun coming up.
 

Square Wheels

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Currently between jobs, my wife and I spend our mornings in the greenhouse, her with her coffee, me with our tea. I treasure our mornings together.
 
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