First thing in the morning

[Nebulous]

What do you do first thing in the morning after you wake up?

 

[we_are_borg]

Take about 4 medication to start with, then i need to sit 30 min before i can do anything.

 

[Abizaga]

What do you do first thing in the morning after you wake up?

Coffee, vaporize some delta 8, maybe a cigarette

 

[Square Wheels]

Have my tea. I generally don't eat breakfast.

 

[mysiteguy]

Open my eyes.

 

[Nebulous]

Open my eyes.

Lol, nice one!

First thing I do is go to the bathroom.

 

[Bionic Rooster]

What do you do first thing in the morning after you wake up?

Tell the passengers in my car to stop yelling.

 

[zmih]

Light a cigarette

 

[FTL]

Troll TAZ.

 

[Shawn Gossman]

Feed a $%#@ ton of meowing fats cats acting like they're starving. Right when I walk out, one will figure 8 around my legs and herd me into the kitchen, me being half asleep the whole time.

Occasionally, because I'm half asleep, I'll step on a cat's foot - jerking awake from the horrid scream and sounds of what sounds like a small moose running through the house. Because that's how freaking fat she is. Yes, I'm fat-shaming my cat.

Then the one outside is jumping 6 to 8 feet in the air because he too feels he is starving. I could take both these cats and get a full upper body workout with both arms.

After the feline frenzy, I make a cup of coffee and help myself determine what that $#@% just happened.

That is my morning first!

 

[Klaatu]

Go to the bathroom, drink cold water, and browse the web for about 30 minutes before starting my workout routine.

 

[FTL]

Shawn Gossman hehe that made me laugh! I love cats, too.

Just as long as you remember that you're the inferior species you'll be alright.

 

[we_are_borg]

You know the difference between cats and dogs. Dogs have masters and cats have servants. But that's a horrible way to wake up step on cat food.

 

[Joeychgo]

What do you do first thing in the morning after you wake up?

Coffee... Check emails, check sites. Turn on News... Listen to my wife ramble

 

[mysiteguy]

Tell the passengers in my car to stop yelling.

 

[Pixel Princess]

What do you do first thing in the morning after you wake up?

My dogs are greeted by me first everyday as they have to go out first before I get to do anything; note, they are the first part of my day, not me.

Rain, sunny, sleet or snow, I get to wake up to whatever frozen tundra is awaiting, or the Hades of hot summer temps and stand guard for my dogs (two Pom's) from any predators. Though I have to say, I have collected some awesome pictures throughout the years from my early morning views of the sun coming up.

 

[we_are_borg]

Listen to my wife ramble

And you do this with pleasure.

 

[Square Wheels]

Currently between jobs, my wife and I spend our mornings in the greenhouse, her with her coffee, me with our tea. I treasure our mornings together.

 

[Taylor J]

Take my gorgeous lab retriever out for her morning walk and then come home and use the restroom myself.

 

[Papa Tango]

Put on clothes, pee, pour coffee, sit with coffee outside and burn a joint...

The day flows smoothly from there.